A dead kidney, a weak bladder, a full beard and a uterus shaped like the bunny from Donnie Darko - Hayley Sproull's body is a constant source of mild disappointment. A body so confused it’ll grow quads worthy of an All Black prop and have a moth-induced panic attack. A body so contradictory it can handle two bottles of cheap sauv blanc but not a cube of pumpkin. A body so dramatic it killed its own organ because Hayley didn’t go pee pee often enough.

Award winning comedian Hayley Sproull (ZM Breakfast, Have You Been Paying Attention?) brings you a brand new hour of music and comedy as she exposes her most annoying and predominantly minor ailments.

“Sproull is an outstanding performer: natural onstage, charismatic, secure.” - Bad Apple Gay Review of Ailments, NZ Comedy Fest Season 2023